Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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