Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
