hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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