Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yo dont text me then not text me
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She just used a chaser for red wine.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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