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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  What did we do last night that was yellow?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.

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• (516): View more from New York

  what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  we need to find an occasion to wear tutus

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man

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• (281): View more from Texas

  NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.

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