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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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