I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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