i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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