is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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