i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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