New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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