its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Girls should come with a carfax report
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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