fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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