Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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