We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
