I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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