What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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