where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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