Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Randomize