why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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