She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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