i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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