That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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