He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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