I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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