Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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