break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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