I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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