I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
