SEEEEXXX PLEASE
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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