HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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