Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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