Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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