dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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