Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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