11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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