i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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