Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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