Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so let's talk penis.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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