Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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