and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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