can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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