Can i not drive my cunt home
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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