I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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