I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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