butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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