Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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