Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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