i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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