how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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