Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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