i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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