NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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